Woody Allen Quotes

This quote takes a humorous approach to express skepticism towards the existence of God while highlighting the practical challenge of finding a plumber on Sundays.

The quote humorously expresses gratitude for laughter, except for situations where laughter causes unexpected or uncontrollable reactions like milk coming out of one's nose.

This quote suggests that being funny or humorous is not necessarily the primary or default choice for most people. It implies that humor may require conscious effort or deliberate intentionality.

This quote humorously highlights the speaker's lack of agility or quick reflexes by recounting an anecdote of being run over by a car that was being pushed by two individuals. It serves as a self-deprecating remark, implying that the speaker is not particularly adept at physical coordination or evasive maneuvers. The quote elicits humor by juxtaposing the seemingly improbable scenario of being run over by a car being manually pushed.

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker's education was lacking due to attending a school where the teachers themselves were emotionally troubled.

This quote humorously suggests that God finds amusement in the unpredictability and uncertainty of human plans, implying that life often unfolds in unexpected ways contrary to our intentions.

The quote expresses a somewhat cynical view of marriage, suggesting that entering into a marital union can extinguish or diminish one's hopes or aspirations, possibly due to compromises or sacrifices involved.

This quote humorously expresses a filmmaker's intention to create emotionally impactful and thought-provoking movies, even if they evoke sadness or discomfort, suggesting a desire to provoke strong emotional responses.