If you are young and you drink a great deal it wil... -P. J. O\'Rourke

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

P. J. O'Rourke , Comedian
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I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics....
Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere....
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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly....
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them....
I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements....
A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too....
When you pay a hospital bill, you're really paying two hospital bills - one bill for you because you have a job and/or insurance and can pay the hospi...
Medical researchers don't know much about head lice because they don't much care. The reason that they don't much care is, paradoxically, that they kn...
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue....

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I've had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Year's Eve....
Dinner was made for eating, not for talking....
I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, 'Let's start the year off together,' and then we wound up breaking up the night after!...
Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties....
Dick Clark will be truly missed. We will carry on his legacy every New Year's Eve....
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult....
My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging ...
To be an ideal guest, stay at home....
I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor....