A. Whitney Brown Quotes

A. Whitney Brown is a comedian and writer known for his wit and satirical commentary. With his sharp humor and astute observations, Brown has entertained audiences through his work on shows like "Saturday Night Live" and his stand-up comedy performances. His comedic prowess and social commentary have made him a respected figure in the comedy world.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school... -A. Whitney Brown

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

A. Whitney Brown , Comedian
The past actually happened but history is only wha... -A. Whitney Brown

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

A. Whitney Brown , Comedian
Discovering the context

This quote highlights the distinction between the objective reality of past events and the subjective nature of historical accounts. It suggests that while the past itself is a tangible reality, history is a constructed narrative based on the writings and interpretations of individuals, subject to biases and limitations. It emphasizes the role of human interpretation and documentation in shaping our understanding of history.

Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no ... -A. Whitney Brown

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

A. Whitney Brown , Comedian
Discovering the context

This quote highlights one of the benefits of humor: when someone fails or makes a mistake, humor allows them to maintain a sense of dignity or resilience since they can find amusement in the situation rather than being ridiculed by others.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am... -A. Whitney Brown

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown , Comedian

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

A. Whitney Brown , Comedian

I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

A. Whitney Brown , Comedian
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in... -A. Whitney Brown

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

A. Whitney Brown , Comedian

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