If evolution really works, how come mothers only h... -Milton Berle

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Milton Berle , Comedian
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Milton Berle Quotes to Explore

Laughter is an instant vacation....
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?...
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now....
Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was one of your great funnymen. Harry Langdon, Larry Semon; th...
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and ...
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name....
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight....
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think....
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours....
Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places....

Mother's Day Quotes to Explore

Who's a boy gonna talk to if not his mother?...
I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me....
With what price we pay for the glory of motherhood....
The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart....
Motherhood is... difficult and... rewarding....
I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life....
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half....
There is nothing in the world of art like the songs mother used to sing....
My mom is definitely my rock....
A mother's happiness is like a beacon, lighting up the future but reflected also on the past in the guise of fond memories....