I started out in 1989 doing open mic nights. The f... -Jim Breuer

I started out in 1989 doing open mic nights. The first 10 years, I was literally all about I'm going to be a star. I want leather pants, I want a kangaroo, I want to be on 'MTV Cribs,' I want to go to the mall with a pet monkey and I want everyone to go, 'Wow, that guy's huge, he's successful.'

Jim Breuer Quotes to Explore

I have a deep respect for life in general; just a huge, deep respect for life. And I have definitely grasped onto the fact that every minute, every mo...

I started out in 1989 doing open mic nights. The first 10 years, I was literally all about I'm going to be a star. I want leather pants, I want a kang...

I came from a blue-collar family where we busted each other's chops and found the funny in tragedies....

I met Jack Nicholson, who lived up to his persona, and when we met, he lifted the sunglasses he was wearing at 2 in the morning, and giggling, he told...

The energy of the metal is what I've always loved and the energy I do on stage with standup, I mean, I'm not Metallica, but I've always extremely attr...

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For us now, with the kids gone, we like the unconditional love you get from a pet....

I taught second grade for years before I became an art teacher, and I would always encourage the parents to get some kind of pet that their children h...

We'll always have some kind of pet....

We're just pet people....

I ran track, and my pet event was the 400 meters, and I wanted to be like Cathy Freeman....

I started out in 1989 doing open mic nights. The first 10 years, I was literally all about I'm going to be a star. I want leather pants, I want a kang...

I admit my pet peeve is waiting on someone. I pride myself on being on time....

A pet around a small child teaches them responsibility and passion....

I have always been an animal lover and I had pet dogs at home. On the day of Diwali, they would be so disturbed and scared that they would hide in a c...

I'd cut school and go over to the Lori-Ann Donut Shop and eat doughnuts. I got a job at the pet store near Lechmere, unloading fish tanks. They gave m...