I must say I find television very educational. The... -Groucho Marx

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

Groucho Marx , Comedian
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Humor is reason gone mad....
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book....
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course....
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does....
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats....
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music....
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it....
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five....

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