If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?... -Art Hoppe

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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Art Hoppe , Journalist
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Art Hoppe was an American journalist and columnist known for his humorous and satirical writings. He covered a wide range of topics, from politics to everyday life, and his columns often offered a lighthearted perspective on societal issues. Hoppe's clever and witty observations endeared him to readers, and his columns brought laughter and insight to newspapers across the country.

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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?...
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time....
Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government....

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If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun....
To succeed in your mission, you must have single-minded devotion to your goal....
Excellence is a continuous process and not an accident....
To become 'unique,' the challenge is to fight the hardest battle which anyone can imagine until you reach your destination....
One of the very important characteristics of a student is to question. Let the students ask questions....
Almost half of the population of the world lives in rural regions and mostly in a state of poverty. Such inequalities in human development have been o...
No sanction can stand against ignited minds....
As a child of God, I am greater than anything that can happen to me....
Building capacity dissolves differences. It irons out inequalities....
Nations consist of people. And with their effort, a nation can accomplish all it could ever want....