There are lots of people who mistake their imagina... -Josh Billings

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There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

Josh Billings , Comedian
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Josh Billings Quotes to Explore

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors....
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while....
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail....
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well....
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place....
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it....
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it....
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way....
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust....
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got....

Funny Quotes to Explore

My gift is to be funny....
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh....
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary....
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time wo...
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting a...
It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes were so similar growing up. He was meat and potatoes, I...
It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella?...
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a ...
I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting ...
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested....