The Clinton White House today said they would star... -Bill Maher

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'

Bill Maher , Comedian
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Bill Maher is a comedian, television host, and political commentator known for his satirical and politically charged comedy. He is the host of the talk show "Real Time with Bill Maher" and has been a vocal critic of various political and social issues. His wit and incisive commentary have made him a prominent figure in the entertainment industry and political discourse.

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