Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.... -Mark Twain

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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

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Mark Twain Quotes to Explore

The secret of getting ahead is getting started....
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt....
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not....
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever....
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven....
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven....
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing....
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it....
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about....
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts....

New Year's Quotes to Explore

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right...
I've had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Year's Eve....
Dinner was made for eating, not for talking....
I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, 'Let's start the year off together,' and then we wound up breaking up the night after!...
Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties....
Dick Clark will be truly missed. We will carry on his legacy every New Year's Eve....
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult....
My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging ...
To be an ideal guest, stay at home....
I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor....