Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They s... -Garrison Keillor

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.

Garrison Keillor Quotes to Explore

Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore...

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for ...

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hou...

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days....

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average....

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough....

Cursing is highly effective in person - someone kicks his car in rage, forgetting he's wearing flip-flops, flames pour from his mouth, and it's impres...

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function....

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together....

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny....

Parenting Quotes to Explore

If nothing changes, if kids don't get good education and parenting, we'll lose....

Parenting isn't how I imagined it....

Solo parenting is harder than Premier football. It's mentally tough....

Certainly, workers in many industries do not have the privilege of being able to balance parenting at the workplace, and we must fight especially hard...

There's a lot of external issues that have a ripple effect on a family and a lot of internal, practical parenting challenges that families are trying ...

I had a pretty well-adjusted style of parenting. I think my parents were very young, very open. I think I learned many things from them: etiquette and...

As a father you're guilty until proven innocent. You're a second class citizen in terms of parenting. As a father you have to prove your ability to be...

If you put twenty parents in a room together, they will all have different parenting styles due to how they were raised and how they choose to raise t...

I think there's been a big psychological shift in people my age raising children. The world that they are growing into requires a different style of p...

I listen to parenting books on tape....