More marriages might survive if the partners reali... -Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Doug Larson , Journalist
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Doug Larson was an American journalist and columnist known for his widely syndicated column "Senator Soaper Says." Larson's column featured humorous and witty observations on various topics, including everyday life, human nature, and politics. His light-hearted and insightful approach to writing made him a beloved figure in the world of newspaper columns. Larson's work was praised for its ability to bring a smile to readers' faces and provide a fresh perspective on everyday situations. His humorous quotes and sayings continue to be shared and appreciated on various platforms. Doug Larson's contributions to journalism and his legacy as a humorist and columnist continue to be celebrated by readers and writers alike.

Doug Larson Quotes to Explore

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself....
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own....
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon....
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days....
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog....
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend....
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks....
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work....
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse....
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush....

Anniversary Quotes to Explore

I wore out the VHS of the 'Les Mis' 10th anniversary. Lea Salonga played a big part in my childhood; I was very influenced by her Eponine....
I would hope the first heartbreak anniversary is the only time you feel it, and then after that, you don't really even notice....
My wife and I went on a safari break in Singita, South Africa, for our honeymoon and then we went back for our 10th anniversary, which was amazing....
I'm not a great stickler for giving or receiving presents on birthdays, anniversaries, etc. as a 'must do.' I prefer giving a gift without occasion if...
Military families miss out on experiences that most civilian families do not: birthdays, anniversaries, vacations, funerals and even the births of the...
We're a family with a pretty light sense of humor but, still, on the anniversary of my mom's passing we don't feel like getting 'colorful' and remembe...
Though many in the media do their best to conceal the achievements of President Trump on behalf of women, we are confident that women nationwide have ...
But on this 50th anniversary of the Little Rock crisis, it is important to remember that this evil did happen in America, and that no engineered redem...
It seems that most of the projects I'm doing with relationship to Marvel's 80th anniversary occur during my core run on the X-Men titles....
I am not the kind of girl who keeps track of anniversaries....