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Douglas Alexander is a British politician who served as the Member of Parliament and held various positions in the UK government.

Douglas Adams Quotes to Explore

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools....
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?...
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug st...
Working out the social politics of who you can trust and why is, quite literally, what a very large part of our brain has evolved to do....
Of course you can't 'trust' what people tell you on the web anymore than you can 'trust' what people tell you on megaphones, postcards or in restauran...
Because the Internet is so new, we still don't really understand what it is. We mistake it for a type of publishing or broadcasting, because that's wh...
Computers are still technology because we are still wrestling with it: it's still being invented; we're still trying to work out how it works. There's...
We no longer think of chairs as technology; we just think of them as chairs. But there was a time when we hadn't worked out how many legs chairs shoul...
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons....
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by....

Funny Quotes to Explore

My gift is to be funny....
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh....
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary....
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time wo...
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting a...
It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes were so similar growing up. He was meat and potatoes, I...
It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella?...
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a ...
I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting ...
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested....