I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party,... -Larry David

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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

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My gift is to be funny....
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Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested....