I don't mean to be funny.... -Yogi Berra

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I don't mean to be funny.

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Yogi Berra Quotes to Explore

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else....
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets....
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too....
I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there....
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go....
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you....
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true....
I don't mean to be funny....
Even Napoleon had his Watergate....
I never said most of the things I said....

Funny Quotes to Explore

My gift is to be funny....
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh....
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary....
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time wo...
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting a...
It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes were so similar growing up. He was meat and potatoes, I...
It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella?...
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a ...
I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting ...
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested....