I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'
A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.
This quote characterizes Americans as practical, straightforward, resilient, and inclined toward a broad or inclusive style of humor. It implies that humor reflects certain cultural traits and values within American society.
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.