Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of sal... -George Carlin

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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

George Carlin , Comedian
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?...
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things....
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live....
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first....
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck....
Electricity is really just organized lightning....
Weather forecast for tonight: dark....
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house....
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth....
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work....

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One does not leave a convivial party before closing time....
If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality....
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be....
In theory one is aware that the earth revolves, but in practice one does not perceive it, the ground upon which one treads seems not to move, and one ...
There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but can never prove how it got there....
We all knew this. We all knew that it would take more time than any of us want to dig ourselves out of this hole created by this economic crisis....
I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay, and I don't ever want to finish second again. There is a second place bowl game, but it is a gam...
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time....
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work....
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got....