Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness ... -P. J. O\'Rourke

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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

P. J. O'Rourke , Comedian
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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes to Explore

I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics....
Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere....
Children live in the only successful Marxist state ever created: the family. 'From each according to his ability, to each according to his need' is th...
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly....
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them....
I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements....
A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too....
When you pay a hospital bill, you're really paying two hospital bills - one bill for you because you have a job and/or insurance and can pay the hospi...
Medical researchers don't know much about head lice because they don't much care. The reason that they don't much care is, paradoxically, that they kn...
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue....

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My gift is to be funny....
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh....
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary....
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time wo...
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting a...
It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes were so similar growing up. He was meat and potatoes, I...
It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella?...
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a ...
I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting ...
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested....