Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or t... -Erma Bombeck

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Erma Bombeck , Journalist
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Erma Bombeck was a beloved humorist and columnist, known for her witty and humorous observations on everyday life. Her writings resonated with readers and made her a cherished figure in American literature.

Erma Bombeck Quotes to Explore

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence....
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat....
When humor goes, there goes civilization....
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt....
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth....
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy....
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you g...
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to ...
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'...
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it....

Graduation Quotes to Explore

From an offensive standpoint, because a lot of times your personnel can change - whether it's through graduation in high school and college, or whethe...
For parents, graduation is one of the proudest moments of their lives. For many parents of disabled children, it is an achievement they never thought ...
Simple health interventions such as lead paint abatement and home visiting for pregnant women result in not only improved health for children but also...
All of us have to win games. Whether we like it or not, the graduation rates and all the things people are talking about aren't as important as winnin...
I've done photo shoots for fashion brand catalogues and participated in graduation shows for fashion colleges....
There's no guarantees in anything you do. But I hope there are many more weekends I can race in my life, and high school graduation you only do once....
I wrote the screenplay for 'Water Lilies' while I was studying screenwriting at La Femis film school in Paris, and the director Xavier Beauvois, who w...
YA fiction tends to have a finite quality. You're looking toward a goal - prom or graduation or revolution - and we leave these characters after a mom...
I vividly remember my first meeting with Farooque Shaikh. It was in 1975. I had just returned from New York after completing my graduation and was loo...
I have done my post graduation in Business Administration....