It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.... -Mae West

...

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Mae West , Actress
Related Topics
Related Authors
A. J. Cook , A. J. Langer , Aarti Mann , Abbie Cobb , Abbie Cornish , Abby Elliott , Abigail Breslin
About Author

Mae West Quotes to Explore

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond....
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired....
When women go wrong, men go right after them....
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men....
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?...
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported....
A hard man is good to find....
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful....
Too much of a good thing can be taxing....
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better....

Funny Quotes to Explore

My gift is to be funny....
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh....
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary....
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time wo...
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting a...
It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes were so similar growing up. He was meat and potatoes, I...
It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella?...
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a ...
I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting ...
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested....