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Clint Eastwood is a legendary actor known for his iconic performances on screen. With his talent and versatility, he has portrayed a diverse array of characters, earning critical acclaim and admiration from audiences and fellow actors. Clint Eastwood's dedication to his craft and his contributions to the entertainment industry have made him a cherished and respected figure among film enthusiasts. His work as an actor and filmmaker continues to be celebrated and his influence on the film industry remains enduring.

Clint Eastwood Quotes to Explore

I like Italian movies. I was frequently there in the '60s, in Rome and the vicinity. It was a great period in life. I was very influenced by their stu...
When I did 'Bird,' it was a surprise to some people, first because I wasn't in it and second because most of the films I'd been doing were cop movies ...
A war is a horrible thing, but it's also a unifier of countries....
Man becomes his most creative during war....
I was drafted during the Korean War....
I was drafted during the Korean War. None of us wanted to go... It was only a couple of years after World War II had ended. We said, 'Wait a second? D...
The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits....
Men must know their limitations....
God gave you a brain. Do the best you can with it. And you don't have to be Einstein, but Einstein was mentally tough. He believed what he believed. A...
Overnight stardom can be harmful to your mental health. Yeah. It has ruined a lot of people....

Funny Quotes to Explore

My gift is to be funny....
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh....
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary....
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time wo...
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting a...
It's so funny because my mom is Thai and my dad is this big American guy - and our food tastes were so similar growing up. He was meat and potatoes, I...
It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella?...
My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a ...
I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting ...
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested....